Funny Thoughts

Funny Thoughts – He started one of this doors and this holy man looked in. In the room’s middle was a round table. They appeared to be famished. They were and every found it possible in reach into this pot of stew and have a spoonful. But since the handle was longer than the arms, they could not get back the spoons. The holy man shuddered at this sight of suffering and their misery. The Lord said, you’ve seen Hell. – They opened the door and went to the room. The people were equipped with the long handled spoons, but here this people were well fed and plump, talking and laughing.

The holy man said, I do not understand. – It’s straightforward, said the Lord. It requires, but one skill. You see they’ve learned to feed each other, whilst the greedy think only of themselves. – LEL Gas Detector – Producer – ESP Safety makes LEL Gas – Detectors w\/ ultra fast – response times & more – espsafetyinc.com – Throw out nonessential numbers. Including age, weight and height. Let the physicians worry about them. This is why they are paid by you! – Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. Keep learning. Discover more about this computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.

Never let the brain idle. An idle mind is this devil’s workshop. And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s. Enjoy the simple things. Laugh frequently, long and loud. Laugh till you gasp for breath. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. Is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you’re alive. Keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. Cherish your health: If it’s good, preserve it. If it’s unstable, improve it. If it’s beyond what you can improve, get assist. Do not take guilt trips. Have a visit to this mall, even to this next county, but NOT to where this guilt is.

Tell the people you love you love them. Who tastes dog food when it’s a new flavour? Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together? They’re invisible, when the stars are out they’re visible, but when the lights are out. If lawyers are expelled and clergymen defrocked, does not it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted? How about unbalanced cowboys, debarked tree surgeons, and depressed dry cleaners? The things which come to people who wait maybe this things left by people who got there first. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.